Wednesday, March 20, 2013
Two old life long friends, Charlie and Bernie go into a bakery shop. Charlie steals 3 pastries and puts them in his pocket. He says to Bernie, "See how good I am? The owner didn't see a thing!" Bernie then says, "I am going to show you there is nobody better than me." He goes to the owner and says,"Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick." Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry. Bernie swallows it and asks for another one. The owner gives him another one. Then Bernie asks for another one and swallows it as well. The owner starts to wonder where the magic trick is and says, "What the hell did you do with my pastries? Bernie answers, .......... "Look in his pocket."