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Thursday, March 31, 2011
Wednesday, March 30, 2011
Amazing the stuff you can get away with when your older.
Grandpa practicing his range of motion exercises.
Tuesday, March 29, 2011
Sunday, March 27, 2011
The War Is Over
An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Rimini, Italy, went to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said: "Father, during World War II, a beautiful Jewish woman from our neighborhood knocked urgently on my door and asked me to hide her from the Nazis. So I hid her in my attic." The priest replied: "That was a wonderful thing you did, and you have no need to confess that." "There is more to tell, Father... she started to repay me with sexual favors. This happened several times a week, and sometimes twice on Sundays." The priest said, "That was a long time ago and by doing what you did, you placed the two of you in great danger, but two people under those circumstances can easily succumb to the weakness of the flesh. However, if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed forgiven." "Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind. I do have one more question." "And what is that?" asked the priest. "Should I tell her the war is over?''
Friday, March 25, 2011
Thursday, March 24, 2011
Tuesday, March 22, 2011
Two Performances - 47 Years Apart - The Diamonds
If you were alive in 1957, and old enough to enjoy Rock and Roll, you will probably remember the group, "The Diamonds" who had just launched their super hit "Little Darlin." This should bring back a few memories. Ahhh yes, the good old days. Nice to see some things getting better with age!
Monday, March 21, 2011
Saturday, March 19, 2011
Friday, March 18, 2011
Thursday, March 17, 2011
Wednesday, March 16, 2011
Tuesday, March 15, 2011
Don Boerem (right) is the newest member of the elite Gray Knights MC
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Monday, March 14, 2011
Here's Johnny
In new Scorsese film The Departed, wrinkly old superstar Jack Nicholson plays out an entire scene wearing a strap-on dildo.
Sunday, March 13, 2011
Saturday, March 12, 2011
The Italian Grandmother
An Italian grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife. "You comma to da front door of the apartmenta. I am inna apartmenta 301. There issa bigga panel atta the front door. Witha you elbow, you pusha da numba 301. I will buzza you in. Comma inside, the elevator is onna the right. Get inna and witta you elbow, you pusha numba 3. When you getta out, Imma onna the left. Witha you elbow, ringa my doorbell." "Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow? "What!!... You betta no be comin here a empty handed?"
Thanks Charlie for sending that one.
Thanks Charlie for sending that one.
Friday, March 11, 2011
Thursday, March 10, 2011
Wednesday, March 9, 2011
Tuesday, March 8, 2011
Monday, March 7, 2011
Saturday, March 5, 2011
Friday, March 4, 2011
Contingency Doctors. If you don't live... You don't pay!
My newest bumper sticker for sale. Visit: www.cafepress.com/geezershop. I now have 91 bumper stickers for sale. Tada!
Thursday, March 3, 2011
Foreplay
A old married couple is lying in bed one night. The wife is curled up, ready to go to sleep, and the husband turns his bed lamp on to read a book. As he’s reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife and fondles her special area. He does this a few times, but only for a very short interval before returning to read his book. The wife gradually becomes more and more aroused assuming that her husband is seeking some encouragement she gets up and starts stripping in front of him. The husband is confused and asks, “Why are you taking off your clothes?” His wife replies, “You were rubbing me downtown. I thought it was foreplay.” The husband says, “No, not at all.” His wife asks angrily, “Well, what the hell were you doing then?” “I was just wetting my finger so I could turn the pages.”
The 50th Wedding Anniversary
On the evening of their 50th anniversary, a reminiscing wife found the negligee she wore on her wedding night and put it on. She went to her husband and said “Honey, do your remember this?” He looked up from his newspaper and said, “Yes dear, I do. You wore that same negligee the night we were married.” “She said, “Yes, that’s right. Do you remember what you said to me that night?” He nodded and said, “Yes dear, I still remember.” "Well, what was it?” she asked. He was not much in the mood for this, but he sighed and responded, “Well, honey, as I remember, I said, ‘Oh, baby, I’m going to suck the life out of those boobs and screw your brains out." She giggled and said, “Yes, dear, that’s it. That’s exactly what you said. So now it’s fifty years later, and I’m in the same negligee. What do you have to say tonight?” He looked her up and down and replied, “Mission accomplished.”
Wednesday, March 2, 2011
Tuesday, March 1, 2011
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