If you're over 50, take the doctor ' s approach. Think about it... When you go for a flu shot, what do they do first? They clean your arm with alcohol. Why? because ALCOHOL KILLS GERMS.
So...
I walk to the pub. (exercise)
I put lime in my vodka. (fruit)
Celery in my Bloody Mary. (veggies)
Drink outdoors on the patio. (fresh air)
Tell rude jokes and laugh. (eliminate stress)
Then I pass out. (rest)
The way I see it...
If you keep your alcohol levels up, Flu germs Can't get you!
As my grandmother always said, 'A shot in the glass is better than one in the ass!'
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