Old Folks Are Worth a Fortune

Old Folks Are Worth A Fortune.... With silver hair, gold in their teeth, stones in their kidneys, lead in their feet, and gas in their stomaches. I have become a lot more social with the passing of the years, some might call me a frivolus old gal. I'm seeing five gentleman every day. As soon as I wake, Will Power helps me get out of bed. Then I go see John. Then Charley Horse comes along, and when he is here he takes a lot of my time and attention. When he leaves, Auther Ritis shows up and stays the rest of the day. (He doesn't like to stay in one place for very long, so he takes me from joint to joint.) After such a busy day, I'm really tired and glad to go to bed- with Ben Gay. What a life!