Good Friends

Two old friends were out in the woods hiking one morning when, all of a sudden, a bear jumped out of a bush and started chasing them. Both hunters took off, running for their lives. After a minute, one stopped to put on a pair of running shoes. "What are you thinking?" his friend yelled over his shoulder. "You can't outrun a bear!" "I know, I know," the man replied while tying up his laces. "I know, I can't outrun the bear. I just have to outrun you!"